Flea Licensing Calculator
In 2025 a certain YouTuber attempted to Copyright and Trademark the humble word "Flea." Humanity responded with this highly‑scientific calculator. Paste your prose below, smash Give Me the Damage 💸, and discover exactly how much pretend money you owe—1 000 Grifter Bucks per 'Flea' Use. (Offer void on planets without fleas.)
Invoice of Inevitable Doom